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DW92
  • Town/Country : Boynton, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 May 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 614
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DW92 : Just the ordinary type of guy..

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Today, I had my first blow job. My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to "caress" my ball sack. By caress she meant bitch slap from side to side. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52882) - you deserved it (7095)

On 08/03/2009 at 10:37pm - intimacy - by BeboKhaos (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28767) - you deserved it (133830)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)



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