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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 July 1985 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 828
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went over to welcome this new couple to our subdivision with a bottle of wine and muffins. I told them I liked what they were doing with the place, then asked them when they had moved in. They replied, "Two years ago." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6420) - you deserved it (32052)

On 12/14/2010 at 10:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17511) - you deserved it (48398)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)



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