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DEXter501
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, CA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 July 1985 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 435
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went over to welcome this new couple to our subdivision with a bottle of wine and muffins. I told them I liked what they were doing with the place, then asked them when they had moved in. They replied, "Two years ago." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4300) - you deserved it (21795)

On 12/14/2010 at 10:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13064) - you deserved it (35603)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my insanely jealous wife flipped out and made me promise never to hug any of my female friends or go to lunch with them, ever. It's "cheating." FML

#9498211 (518)

I agree, your life sucks (34954) - you deserved it (13741)

On 03/30/2010 at 12:04pm - love - by ballnchain (man) - United States (Arizona)



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