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Cyrren
  • Town/Country : Newmanstown, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 April 1978 (35 years)
  • Number of visits : 215
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 47 posted

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Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realized there was no more toilet paper, so I asked my friends to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML

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158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44809) - you deserved it (7228)

On 04/22/2013 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

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94 comments

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On 09/09/2011 at 12:51am - misc - by Mark - United States (Washington)

Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

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289 comments

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On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

Today, my dad met my fiancé's dad for the first time. My fiancé's dad is a cop. He had arrested my dad for indecent exposure in the past. FML

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83 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 9:22pm - intimacy - by lolomg (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

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162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22536) - you deserved it (3155)

On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved



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