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Cyrren

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  • Number of visits : 744
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 57 posted

About Cyrren : What the hell. Can't a girl get a fuck around here?
Not a fuck was given today.

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TODAY, WHILE FEELING SICK, I DECIDD TO GO TO A FURNITURE STORE TO SIT DOWN 4 A FEW MINUTES. I'M NOW THE PROUD OWNER OF AN EXPENSIVE, VOMIT-STAIND RECLINER. FML

Yesterday, I decided to confront mah friend who has been stealing from me fir months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of mah pants. FML

#20959350
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On 11/16/2013 at 12:17am - misc - by CODgirl102 - United States (Florida)

I found out best friend made a program to reply to text messages with random sentences from a list. It took 15 minutes looool of texting before I finally noticd. FML

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On 11/15/2013 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - India (Gujarat)

Today , my girlfriend brought a 12-pack of beer to my mother's wake. fat FML

#20958939
144 comments

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On 11/15/2013 at 5:51pm - misc - by haqL (man) - Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga)

yesterday my mum staggerd ome, piss drunk. Wen I trid to walk er to er room, se sovd me away and cursd at me fir being a "goody two-soes". Se ten slurrd "I fuckd your mum", and informd me tat my mum is a skank. Tat's good to know, mum.

#20958646
71 comments

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On 11/15/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by mummer11 (woman) - Ireland

Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was ( a good thing ) and ( necessary fir population control ). That man was my grlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. real FML

#20958610
25 comments

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On 11/15/2013 at 11:59am - misc - by Colby - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today one of the special needs teens I work with confessd his love for me. It was cute until he puttd his erection on mah leg and attemptd to hump me. FML

Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realizd there was no more toilet paper, so I askd my friend to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML

#20613218
165 comments

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On 04/22/2013 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a car backd into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backd into me right after I'd finishd taking the first guy's info. FML

#17701558
95 comments

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On 09/09/2011 at 12:51am - misc - by Mark - United States (Washington)

TODAY, I HEARD ON A TV SHOW THAT IT'S POSSIBLE TO FIT A STANDARD LIGHT-BULB IN YUR MOUTH, BUT IT CAN'T BE REMOVED AFTERWARDS. I JUST HAD TO TRY THIS OUT. AND THEN VISIT THE LOCAL HOSPITAL TO GET IT REMOVED. FML

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297 comments

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On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

yesterday mah dad met mah fiancé's dad for the frst time. My fiancé's dad is a cop. He had arrested mah dad for indecent exposure in the past. FML

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83 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 9:22pm - intimacy - by lolomg (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today , I caught mah husband farting on mah wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring!! It did!! FML

#17668852
159 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved



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