Cypherrr

Search for a member

Offline (the 06/30/2016 at 6:32am)

Cypherrr

2Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 October 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 14536
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Cypherrr : Oh damn, you found me.

Hey there, my name is Emily.
I am 19.
I am very into body modifications, piercings and tattoos.
I have both lobes double stretched. First holes are 1", seconds are 2 gauge.
I have my left lip (rip right lip) pierced, right nostril and septum.
I have 1 tattoo of a peace sign on my hand, have many more planned.
I am constantly listening to music.
I makes synthetic dreads. I sell them.
I'm a make-up artist.
I dress in the pinup/rockabilly style most of the time.
I make clothing and accessories and sell it.
I have many goals.
I dream lucidly and vividly.
Feel free to send me messages. :]

By the way, cheers and shoutouts to those who are 9gaggers.

Cypherrr's page activity

Visits<b>tin_cup</b> - the 09/26/2016 at 11:29am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 3:29am<b>JZAMORA777</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 10:34pm<b>chewsef</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 12:43am<b>jsb1426</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 11:01am<b>winterforever97</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 7:57am<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 1:24am<b>Alicaster</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 9:50pm<b>Qandol</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 11:53am<b>suckmideck</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 9:54pm<b>J352SAURUS</b> - the 03/31/2014 at 8:24am<b>caboose0904</b> - the 02/24/2014 at 11:41pm<b>JoelsLastNight</b> - the 01/11/2014 at 8:07pm<b>crapmaster3000</b> - the 12/14/2013 at 11:14pm<b>Redvelvet16</b> - the 09/16/2013 at 5:55am<b>mariepastyglue</b> - the 08/19/2013 at 3:25am<b>Juneyah1017</b> - the 06/27/2013 at 12:40pm<b>neeni88</b> - the 01/11/2013 at 2:41pm

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - yesterday at 5:30pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 9:48am

Cypherrr's FML badges

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of Cypherrr's badges

Cypherrr's favorite FMLs

Today, I was playing monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML

by I hate that game / 11/23/2013 at 11:11am / United Kingdom (Wigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML

by Anonymous / 11/22/2013 at 3:51pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that when you flush an animal clear of blood for research, there is a nerve inside the heart, which when you strike it right, electrical signals cause the animal to writhe as if alive. Now, my boss knows about my fear of zombies, and I'm now terrified of half my job. FML

by kittkatt1 / 11/10/2013 at 8:52pm / United States (Michigan) / Work

Today, I got married. My husband and I had been waiting until marriage to have sex, and when the time came, we started to undress. As I took my bra off, his eyes glazed over, and he fainted. An hour later, all he could say was, "I don't think we're meant to be together." FML

by Anonymous / 10/27/2013 at 7:46pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML

by Anonymous / 10/27/2013 at 12:33pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Kids

Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML

by Anonymous / 10/27/2013 at 12:33pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Kids

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

by Anonymous / 10/25/2013 at 7:55pm / United States / Love

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and ended up crying to my mum about how I can't please her because I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML

by Dick the Greater / 10/25/2013 at 6:08pm / Intimacy

Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other girl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML

by Anonymous / 10/25/2013 at 5:39pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML

by French / 10/24/2013 at 8:52am / Australia (Victoria) / Love

Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML

by monsterdanceman / 10/23/2013 at 7:16pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

by Anonymous / 10/21/2013 at 3:07pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy

Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

by not getting laid / 10/13/2013 at 10:38am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, my mom made fun of me because I'm 16 and have never had a boyfriend, then bragged that at my age she was already pregnant with me. FML

by roundtherose / 10/12/2013 at 9:59pm / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML

by Anonymous / 10/12/2013 at 6:03pm / Iceland (Borgarfjardarsysla) / Health