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Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML


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On 05/16/2013 at 6:24am - misc - by violatedbuttcrack - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I received a note from my creepy ex, whom I broke up with two years ago, saying how much he still misses me. I live over 100 miles away from him now. The note was hand-delivered to my new address. FML


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On 05/15/2013 at 7:45pm - love - by joolsie (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the night throughout my childhood is actually the sound my mom makes when she comes. FML


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On 11/12/2012 at 4:20pm - intimacy - by Heather - United States (Maryland)

Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML


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On 07/04/2012 at 5:04am - health - by magicman - United States

Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML


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On 03/13/2010 at 7:27pm - love - by hurt (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML


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On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response: "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML


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On 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by beckbr - United States (Michigan)

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