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Cynthialvrz's favorite FMLs
Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML
by violatedbuttcrack / 05/16/2013 at 6:24am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I received a note from my creepy ex, whom I broke up with two years ago, saying how much he still misses me. I live over 100 miles away from him now. The note was hand-delivered to my new address. FML
by joolsie / 05/15/2013 at 7:45pm / United Kingdom / Love
by Heather / 11/12/2012 at 4:20pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by magicman / 07/04/2012 at 5:04am / United States / Health
Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML
by hurt / 03/13/2010 at 7:27pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Ella / 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by beckbr / 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
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