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CyanChameleon's favorite FMLs
by baby_trex_arms / 05/05/2015 at 11:13am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Keladrylady / 04/17/2015 at 8:47pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy
by sexisntfun / 03/29/2015 at 10:13pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/06/2015 at 11:26pm / United States / Health
by Not Engaged / 03/06/2015 at 6:30pm / United Kingdom (Dudley) / Love
by irwingiggles / 02/08/2015 at 5:26am / Netherlands / Health
Today, my date dropped me off at home and briefly met my parents. As he was leaving he whispered into my ear, "I want to feel the inside of your vagina with the outside of my penis." My parents totally heard. FML
by MIB thingy please... / 02/04/2015 at 8:21pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, I realized my job working with food is getting to me. While having sex with my boyfriend, I fell asleep. He asked me what I was doing, and apparently I sleep-talked, saying "I'm chopping lettuce". FML
by xoragebaby / 01/23/2015 at 8:29pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to sext before going to sleep. It was very late, but I said I'd stay up for him. He sent a text asking me if I was ready. Me replying "yes" was the last thing I remember before I fell asleep on my horny boyfriend. FML
by anon / 01/09/2015 at 9:13pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I finally met my long-distance boyfriend of three years for the first time in person. After an amazing dinner and movie date, we went back to his house, only for him to dump me half an hour later. Not because I wouldn't have sex with him. No, his cat doesn't like me. FML
by dragonfyre73 / 01/06/2015 at 7:32pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Extravirgin / 12/16/2014 at 7:01am / Germany (Bayern) / Intimacy
by Nicole / 12/13/2014 at 10:20am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
by Anonymous / 11/26/2014 at 2:41pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today, I took my car into the shop to get my new tires, the people said my card was declined, when… Today, I woke up to myself screaming and something furry jumping from my blanket and out through my… Today, I was writing an essay in my room when I smelled a fart. It was not mine, and I was the only…