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CyanChameleon's favorite FMLs
by baby_trex_arms / 05/05/2015 at 11:13am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Keladrylady / 04/17/2015 at 8:47pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy
by sexisntfun / 03/29/2015 at 10:13pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/06/2015 at 11:26pm / United States / Health
by Not Engaged / 03/06/2015 at 6:30pm / United Kingdom (Dudley) / Love
by irwingiggles / 02/08/2015 at 5:26am / Netherlands / Health
Today, my date dropped me off at home and briefly met my parents. As he was leaving he whispered into my ear, "I want to feel the inside of your vagina with the outside of my penis." My parents totally heard. FML
by MIB thingy please... / 02/04/2015 at 8:21pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, I realized my job working with food is getting to me. While having sex with my boyfriend, I fell asleep. He asked me what I was doing, and apparently I sleep-talked, saying "I'm chopping lettuce". FML
by xoragebaby / 01/23/2015 at 8:29pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to sext before going to sleep. It was very late, but I said I'd stay up for him. He sent a text asking me if I was ready. Me replying "yes" was the last thing I remember before I fell asleep on my horny boyfriend. FML
by anon / 01/09/2015 at 9:13pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I finally met my long-distance boyfriend of three years for the first time in person. After an amazing dinner and movie date, we went back to his house, only for him to dump me half an hour later. Not because I wouldn't have sex with him. No, his cat doesn't like me. FML
by dragonfyre73 / 01/06/2015 at 7:32pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Extravirgin / 12/16/2014 at 7:01am / Germany (Bayern) / Intimacy
by Nicole / 12/13/2014 at 10:20am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
by Anonymous / 11/26/2014 at 2:41pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today, I was at drama club, rehearsing for a play I'm in. But I had to leave early and so I went up… Today I got a question from a guest at work. I work as a scenic tour pilot and our airplanes have a… Today, I was talking to a boy I'm interested in and tried to make conversation while taking a sip…
- Today, I was on an adult-orientated website when my mother entered the room. I closed the webpage… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…