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Cupffin
  • Town/Country : U.S. Of Motherfucking A.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 June 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1642
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

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189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21518) - you deserved it (9509)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML

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78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7897) - you deserved it (37049)

On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I fainted and woke up in a hospital. My mom drove me to the emergency room. The doctor said I had a panic attack. What did I have a panic attack from? Bidding on ebay. FML

#6713073
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9054) - you deserved it (25274)

On 12/11/2009 at 8:31pm - misc - by graospe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my son's hamster died. It was overweight and got stuck in its plastic tube. My 6 year old son came downstairs to me smashing a plastic tube with a dead hamster in it on the kitchen table. He thinks I killed it. FML

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (107788) - you deserved it (8043)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States



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