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Cupffin
  • Town/Country : U.S. Of Motherfucking A.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 June 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1445
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

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185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20898) - you deserved it (9425)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML

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78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6758) - you deserved it (33416)

On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor to check the dark growth I just discovered on my back. It was chocolate. FML

#6744679
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4411) - you deserved it (28496)

On 12/13/2009 at 10:53pm - health - by sillygoose (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I fainted and woke up in a hospital. My mom drove me to the emergency room. The doctor said I had a panic attack. What did I have a panic attack from? Bidding on ebay. FML

#6713073
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7340) - you deserved it (18993)

On 12/11/2009 at 8:31pm - misc - by graospe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my son's hamster died. It was overweight and got stuck in its plastic tube. My 6 year old son came downstairs to me smashing a plastic tube with a dead hamster in it on the kitchen table. He thinks I killed it. FML

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92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25163) - you deserved it (3411)

On 10/27/2009 at 3:35pm - animals - by freylero - United Kingdom (Greater London)

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Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

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203 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, I went to a chinese restaurant with my asian girlfriend. When she went into the bathroom I practiced saying "Can we have sex" in chinese which is where she is from. After saying it a few times out loud, a waiter walked by and stared at me. When he gave me the check he included his number. FML

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On 05/22/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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