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by uh-oh / 03/25/2012 at 1:49am / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals
by Anonymous / 03/24/2012 at 9:41pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
Today, I started my research project on horror stories and people's fascination with them. I did some research and wound up reading H.P. Lovecraft. On the upside, I can now pee more easily. On the downside, it's likely to be in my pants. FML
by Anonymous / 03/24/2012 at 6:05pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/23/2012 at 5:46pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
by J Rush / 03/21/2012 at 7:46am / United Kingdom (Powys) / Health
by CA19oo / 03/19/2012 at 9:03pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals
by lizzie1833 / 03/17/2012 at 10:16am / United States (Ohio) / Animals
Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML
by StinkyandStupid / 03/15/2012 at 1:49pm / United States / Transportation
Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML
by scaredshitless / 03/03/2012 at 8:55am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Miscellaneous
by Sean / 03/03/2012 at 2:33am / Canada (Quebec) / Transportation
Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML
by wtf dad / 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by slickrick22 / 02/26/2012 at 9:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML
by BadGuyLuck / 02/25/2012 at 1:33am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by thisguy / 02/23/2012 at 8:54pm / Canada / Transportation
by Anonymous / 02/19/2012 at 6:17am / United States / Transportation
- Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We… Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to… Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be…