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Today... I realizd mah Internet addiction had gone too far when I trid to Google what was in mah freezer. FML

#19413204
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6364) - you deserved it (25241)

On 04/05/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I watchad cat walk to har littar box, look at it, than walk acros tha room to paa on a backpack. FML

#19411591
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22533) - you deserved it (3891)

On 04/05/2012 at 11:07am - animals - by tessamarque - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I cummed home from work to fine a burglar in house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML

#19392856
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27264) - you deserved it (2136)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom . Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire . mega FML

#19349740
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26816) - you deserved it (2755)

On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY, MAH MOTHER TOLD ME IT'S OKAY TO BE A PROSTITUTE, AS LONG AS I MAKE SURE THE CLIENTS PAY A LOT. FML

#19348653
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28313) - you deserved it (3877)

On 03/26/2012 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Teenagegirl (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Taday I had a terrible nightmare involving zombies slashing and eating at face. I woke up in terror and urine, and found the slashing was very real: it was cat pawing face for me to feed him. FML

#19344885
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21396) - you deserved it (3840)

On 03/25/2012 at 1:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I kickd my dog's toy snake out of my way !! Then I realisd my dog doesn't have a toy snake !! big fat FML

#19342755
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29830) - you deserved it (3217)

On 03/25/2012 at 1:49am - animals - by uh-oh - Australia (New South Wales)

2day as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting!! Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts!! FML

#19341181
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19316) - you deserved it (2342)

On 03/24/2012 at 9:41pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I started ma researc project on orror stories and people's fascination wit tem !! I did some researc and wound up reading H.P !! Lovecraft !! On te upside, I can now pee more easily !! On te downside, it's likely to be looool in ma pants !! FML

#19340135
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16603) - you deserved it (3986)

On 03/24/2012 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

yesterday I still can't find a job to support myself . The only experience I have is a month looool in retail and a summer spent in a kitchen de-pooping shrimp . FML

#19333832
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17991) - you deserved it (3506)

On 03/23/2012 at 5:46pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today , as I turned the shower on , I got covered in gravy . Turns out , my friend had unscrewed the shower head , filled it with gravy granules , then screwed it back on . FML

#19319473
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25613) - you deserved it (2862)

On 03/21/2012 at 7:46am - health - by J Rush - United Kingdom (Powys)

Today, I found out wat it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites an claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML

#19309925
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24149) - you deserved it (1738)

On 03/19/2012 at 9:03pm - animals - by CA19oo - United States (Georgia)

2DAY I WAS LAYING DOWN IN BEDHEN MY PUPPY DECIDED TO BITE MY EAR. AS I STARTED LAUGHING AND PULLING HIM OFF I NOTICED ONE OF MY $200 EARRINGS GOT PULLED OFF WITH IT. AND NOW I WAIT. FML

#19293168
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28771) - you deserved it (4901)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:16am - misc - by lizzie1833 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I Was Calling My Husbandhile Driving. While The Phone Rang, I Farted. As Soon As The Horrid Smell Hit My Nose, My Husband Answered. I Panicked And Hung Up Quickly, Thinking To Myself How Embarrassed I Was Because He Could Smell It. I'm An Idiot. Big Fat FML

#19282725
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8302) - you deserved it (34397)

On 03/15/2012 at 1:49pm - misc - by StinkyandStupid - United States



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