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CultureChic's favorite FMLs

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML

#19482788
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31604) - you deserved it (2668)

On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

#19477663
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24793) - you deserved it (2941)

On 04/16/2012 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my daughter told me that when she dies, she'd like her ashes spread on her laptop. FML

#19475890
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22231) - you deserved it (3066)

On 04/15/2012 at 11:10pm - kids - by sigh (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask why she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool. FML

#19455819
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30887) - you deserved it (19260)

On 04/12/2012 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by CantPublish - United States (California)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86758) - you deserved it (4264)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, the mouse trap I set in my kitchen worked. I caught a snake. FML

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

#19413204
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6372) - you deserved it (25269)

On 04/05/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML

#19411591
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22560) - you deserved it (3894)

On 04/05/2012 at 11:07am - animals - by tessamarque - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML

#19392856
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27448) - you deserved it (2145)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

#19349740
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26849) - you deserved it (2758)

On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mother told me it's okay to be a prostitute, as long as I make sure the clients pay a lot. FML

#19348653
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28336) - you deserved it (3880)

On 03/26/2012 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Teenagegirl (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had a terrible nightmare involving zombies slashing and eating at my face. I woke up in terror and urine, and found the slashing was very real: it was my cat pawing my face for me to feed him. FML

#19344885
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22988) - you deserved it (4032)

On 03/25/2012 at 1:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML

#19342755
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29869) - you deserved it (3222)

On 03/25/2012 at 1:49am - animals - by uh-oh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML

#19341181
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19336) - you deserved it (2345)

On 03/24/2012 at 9:41pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)



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