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CultureChic's favorite FMLs

Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML

#19411591
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22424) - you deserved it (3879)

On 04/05/2012 at 11:07am - animals - by tessamarque - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML

#19392856
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25504) - you deserved it (1990)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

#19349740
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26689) - you deserved it (2743)

On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mother told me it's okay to be a prostitute, as long as I make sure the clients pay a lot. FML

#19348653
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27577) - you deserved it (3800)

On 03/26/2012 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Teenagegirl (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had a terrible nightmare involving zombies slashing and eating at my face. I woke up in terror and urine, and found the slashing was very real: it was my cat pawing my face for me to feed him. FML

#19344885
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21308) - you deserved it (3831)

On 03/25/2012 at 1:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML

#19342755
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29707) - you deserved it (3210)

On 03/25/2012 at 1:49am - animals - by uh-oh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML

#19341181
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18449) - you deserved it (2249)

On 03/24/2012 at 9:41pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I started my research project on horror stories and people's fascination with them. I did some research and wound up reading H.P. Lovecraft. On the upside, I can now pee more easily. On the downside, it's likely to be in my pants. FML

#19340135
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16048) - you deserved it (3910)

On 03/24/2012 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I still can't find a job to support myself. The only experience I have is a month in retail and a summer spent in a kitchen de-pooping shrimp. FML

#19333832
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17913) - you deserved it (3498)

On 03/23/2012 at 5:46pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML

#19319473
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25506) - you deserved it (2855)

On 03/21/2012 at 7:46am - health - by J Rush - United Kingdom (Powys)

Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML

#19309925
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24049) - you deserved it (1733)

On 03/19/2012 at 9:03pm - animals - by CA19oo - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was laying down in bed when my puppy decided to bite my ear. As I started laughing and pulling him off I noticed one of my $200 earrings got pulled off with it. And now I wait. FML

#19293168
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27996) - you deserved it (4796)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:16am - misc - by lizzie1833 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML

#19282725
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7737) - you deserved it (32822)

On 03/15/2012 at 1:49pm - misc - by StinkyandStupid - United States

Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

#19207930
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30133) - you deserved it (9454)

On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)



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