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CultureChic's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to Busch Gardens. Trying to cool off, I got on a ride that soaked me to the bone. For the rest of the time I was there, my bra was visible through my clothes, along with the "Hell Yeah" printed on my underwear. FML

#19688596
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9299) - you deserved it (35098)

On 05/27/2012 at 1:15pm - misc - by taylortotscx - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to Busch Gardens. Trying to cool off, I got on a ride that soaked me to the bone. For the rest of the time I was there, my bra was visible through my clothes, along with the "Hell Yeah" printed on my underwear. FML

#19688596
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9299) - you deserved it (35098)

On 05/27/2012 at 1:15pm - misc - by taylortotscx - United States (Florida)

Today, I had three things converge that should never be together: my period, hot doctor, and a colonoscopy. FML

#19687199
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35949) - you deserved it (2828)

On 05/27/2012 at 3:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got fired from my job at a weight-loss center because I was too skinny, and apparently it's too depressing for the customers to handle. FML

#19677400
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27583) - you deserved it (3619)

On 05/25/2012 at 7:18am - work - by jingle - United States (Delaware)

Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She believes the government spies on her in the shower, and that the Prime Minister is a shape-shifting lizard who wants to microchip us all. I have to live with this psychotic wench until someone is desperate enough to employ her. FML

#19662623
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24087) - you deserved it (2558)

On 05/22/2012 at 2:42pm - misc - by fuq (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I didn't even bother to turn my cellphone off in a movie theater because I knew no one would text me or call. FML

#19661266
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27369) - you deserved it (4610)

On 05/22/2012 at 7:02am - misc - by Rick - United States (South Carolina)

Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML

#19644277
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29684) - you deserved it (6491)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:46pm - health - by msassy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML

#19601147
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27371) - you deserved it (10833)

On 05/10/2012 at 2:44am - misc - by reddd - United States

Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML

#19598772
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12814) - you deserved it (39891)

On 05/09/2012 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by polimeros (man) - Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga)

Today, I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML

#19589899
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24826) - you deserved it (6574)

On 05/07/2012 at 10:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my turtle, who had a little portion of the garden all to herself, died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to "be like Mario" by jumping on her. FML

#19576176
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39907) - you deserved it (2632) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/05/2012 at 6:06am - kids - by Grindyloo -

Today, while trying to kill a spider in my kitchen, I thought it would be wise to throw a bottle at it. The bottle hit the wall, bounced off the fridge and hit me in the face. The lucky spider crawled away, and is surely still laughing somewhere. FML

#19575645
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9127) - you deserved it (29007)

On 05/05/2012 at 1:01am - animals - by lexii - United States

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

#19572377
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15105) - you deserved it (45524)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML

Today, my boss overheard me singing, "I need a shit, I need a shit" on my way to the bathroom. FML

#19531197
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8482) - you deserved it (32937)

On 04/26/2012 at 6:44am - work - by NoPrivacy (woman) - United States



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