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CultureChic's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML

#19759587
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24572) - you deserved it (1834)

On 06/09/2012 at 9:54am - health - by WTF (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

#19757535
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21711) - you deserved it (9038)

On 06/08/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, during the early hours, I got hungry and went to grab something to eat. I entered the kitchen, only to see my stark-naked dad sitting at the table, eating cereal and reading the paper. He just nodded at me and said, "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes. FML

#19751282
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21546) - you deserved it (2122)

On 06/07/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Rohirus (man) - Sweden

Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML

#19737308
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19807) - you deserved it (2234)

On 06/05/2012 at 5:03am - misc - by holyshart - United States

Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

#19719129
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36218) - you deserved it (2612)

On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner so she could meet my parents. Over the dinner, she asked my dad what's he's been up to since he retired. He replied, "recreational gynecology, my dear" and gave her a weird wink. FML

#19716339
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32344) - you deserved it (2730)

On 06/01/2012 at 4:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML

#19710160
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10217) - you deserved it (29777)

On 05/31/2012 at 3:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML

#19708903
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27925) - you deserved it (2162)

On 05/31/2012 at 8:43am - kids - by Discouraged - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was so broke I went to Costco, not to buy anything, but to eat their free food samples. FML

#19706786
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28357) - you deserved it (3275)

On 05/30/2012 at 9:52pm - money - by thedri11 - United States (California)

Today, I figured out why my doctor repeatedly warned me to keep regular bowel movements while I recover from childbirth. I now have an anal fissure. It's like giving birth all over again. FML

#19705256
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21235) - you deserved it (3954)

On 05/30/2012 at 4:25pm - health - by Terri-Lynn (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML

#19697677
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23307) - you deserved it (2468)

On 05/29/2012 at 3:54am - health - by sopheeah - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to Busch Gardens. Trying to cool off, I got on a ride that soaked me to the bone. For the rest of the time I was there, my bra was visible through my clothes, along with the "Hell Yeah" printed on my underwear. FML

#19688596
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8467) - you deserved it (32980)

On 05/27/2012 at 1:15pm - misc - by taylortotscx - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to Busch Gardens. Trying to cool off, I got on a ride that soaked me to the bone. For the rest of the time I was there, my bra was visible through my clothes, along with the "Hell Yeah" printed on my underwear. FML

#19688596
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8467) - you deserved it (32980)

On 05/27/2012 at 1:15pm - misc - by taylortotscx - United States (Florida)

Today, I had three things converge that should never be together: my period, hot doctor, and a colonoscopy. FML

#19687199
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31915) - you deserved it (2504)

On 05/27/2012 at 3:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got fired from my job at a weight-loss center because I was too skinny, and apparently it's too depressing for the customers to handle. FML

#19677400
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25263) - you deserved it (3395)

On 05/25/2012 at 7:18am - work - by jingle - United States (Delaware)



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