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Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML

#19708903
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27228) - you deserved it (2108)

On 05/31/2012 at 8:43am - kids - by Discouraged - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was so broke I went to Costco, not to buy anything, but to eat their free food samples. FML

#19706786
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27167) - you deserved it (3168)

On 05/30/2012 at 9:52pm - money - by thedri11 - United States (California)

Today, I figured out why my doctor repeatedly warned me to keep regular bowel movements while I recover from childbirth. I now have an anal fissure. It's like giving birth all over again. FML

#19705256
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19424) - you deserved it (3725)

On 05/30/2012 at 4:25pm - health - by Terri-Lynn (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML

#19697677
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23041) - you deserved it (2448)

On 05/29/2012 at 3:54am - health - by sopheeah - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to Busch Gardens. Trying to cool off, I got on a ride that soaked me to the bone. For the rest of the time I was there, my bra was visible through my clothes, along with the "Hell Yeah" printed on my underwear. FML

#19688596
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7886) - you deserved it (31555)

On 05/27/2012 at 1:15pm - misc - by taylortotscx - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to Busch Gardens. Trying to cool off, I got on a ride that soaked me to the bone. For the rest of the time I was there, my bra was visible through my clothes, along with the "Hell Yeah" printed on my underwear. FML

#19688596
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7886) - you deserved it (31555)

On 05/27/2012 at 1:15pm - misc - by taylortotscx - United States (Florida)

Today, I had three things converge that should never be together: my period, hot doctor, and a colonoscopy. FML

#19687199
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31566) - you deserved it (2491)

On 05/27/2012 at 3:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got fired from my job at a weight-loss center because I was too skinny, and apparently it's too depressing for the customers to handle. FML

#19677400
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23855) - you deserved it (3254)

On 05/25/2012 at 7:18am - work - by jingle - United States (Delaware)

Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She believes the government spies on her in the shower, and that the Prime Minister is a shape-shifting lizard who wants to microchip us all. I have to live with this psychotic wench until someone is desperate enough to employ her. FML

#19662623
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20580) - you deserved it (2225)

On 05/22/2012 at 2:42pm - misc - by fuq (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I didn't even bother to turn my cellphone off in a movie theater because I knew no one would text me or call. FML

#19661266
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23727) - you deserved it (4139)

On 05/22/2012 at 7:02am - misc - by Rick - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my daughter's bed broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountains of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bed broke. FML

#19646260
271 comments

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On 05/19/2012 at 11:08am - intimacy - by maggierose171 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML

#19644277
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25876) - you deserved it (5920)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:46pm - health - by msassy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML

#19601147
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23814) - you deserved it (9925)

On 05/10/2012 at 2:44am - misc - by reddd - United States

Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML

#19598772
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11119) - you deserved it (36335)

On 05/09/2012 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by polimeros (man) - Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga)

Today, I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML

#19589899
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21369) - you deserved it (6020)

On 05/07/2012 at 10:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States



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