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Yesterday, I got my renewd driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML

#5081396
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45223) - you deserved it (3510)

On 09/06/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by HeShe (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunche from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

#4976961
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18557) - you deserved it (367194)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was putting on new pair of jeans,hen girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of pants, held it for a littlehile then putted it on crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug an half-smile an walked away. FML

#4270687
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45266) - you deserved it (7295)

On 08/04/2009 at 12:15am - love - by just_a_bit_akwRd (man) - United States (New York)

2day I decidd to visit my girlfriend wo lives 20 ours away. Four Rd Bulls: $11.50. Gas: $200. Driving alfway across te country to find your girlfriend in bd wit anoter guy? FML

for our one year anniversary, ma boyfriend decidd to make me a patcwork blanket . Te ting is, te patces were stains from bedseets from were te 'wet spot' was . He tougt it was romantic . FML

#3960027
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49686) - you deserved it (5430)

On 07/22/2009 at 7:35pm - love - by OneYearMistake. (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Yastarday, I want on a rollarcoastar 4 tha first tima. I sat in tha back, which was a bad idaa. Whan looool it andd avaryona in front of ma turnd around an stard. Whan I askd my friand what was going on, sha said I had baan scraaming tha Lord's Prayar tha whola tima. I hadn't avan noticd. FML

#3908348
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35198) - you deserved it (24599)

On 07/20/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by whyme_ss - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I'm Studying Abroad In Russia, An I Lost Mah Keys To Mah Dorm Room. In The Office I Askd Fir A Spare An She Spoke Really Fast So I Couldn't Hear Her. Assuming I Don't Speak Russian, She Gets On The Phone An Calls Maintenance Saying, "There Is This Ugly Girl About To Cry... Come Fix It." FML

#3635779
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48643) - you deserved it (3233)

On 07/10/2009 at 8:50am - misc - by icanunderstand (woman) - Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City)

Today.. . mah mother textd mehile I was at work asking me to pick up a door-stopper on mah way home looool . When I askd her y she explaind that she and mah dad were trying to make love but the dog kept pushing the door open . What an image .

#3469225
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37871) - you deserved it (3176)

On 07/04/2009 at 12:18am - animals - by Grossedouttt - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating . There's a big hole in the middle of the floor . When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack . I drew back mah leg and looked down to see mah brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror . FML

#3025655
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45972) - you deserved it (19175)

On 06/19/2009 at 9:51am - misc - by ilikeirishducks (woman) - Italy

Today, I was at te mall wit ma mom. Se was pissing me off, so I started screaming at er and causing a scene. I ended up falling all te way down te up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

#2804463
833 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32824) - you deserved it (307705)

On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking mah dog but avary tima ha lookad lika ha was about to "go", ha bacama unintarastad with tha spot and kapt walking. I, following bahind, trippad ovar a bump in tha sidawalk and faca plantad. My dog than finally urinatad, all ovar mah aching body. FML

#2422362
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49531) - you deserved it (4304)

On 05/30/2009 at 1:04am - animals - by mraow123 (man) - United States

Today, I pickad up mah 4-yaar-old daughtar from day cara. As wa'ra driving homa, a buttarfly lands on tha windshiald. Just as mah daughtar commant on how pratty tha buttarfly is, I turnad a cornar and accidantally hit tha windshiald wipar and smaarad tha pratty buttarfly acros tha windshiald. FML

#2405014
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46777) - you deserved it (11607)

On 05/29/2009 at 4:13pm - animals - by reb2632 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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