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Today, I saw my best friend, who's a cop. He was dressed up in regular clothes and with six other guys. I said, "Officer T.? Didn't you have work today?" Turns out he was undercover, and I blew his investigation. FML
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On 07/01/2012 at 4:45am - misc - by immabitch - United States
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
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Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML
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Today, I slammed my middle finger in a drawer. I screamed and my mom came running into the kitchen. She asked me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger. She hasn't spoken to me since this morning. FML
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On 06/26/2012 at 2:05am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML
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On 06/15/2012 at 7:27am - health - by latino14 - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man came up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML
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On 06/14/2012 at 4:11am - misc - by offended (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
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On 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm - intimacy - by Rosie (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)
Today, I asked my girlfriend why she never lets me in her house. She stared blankly and said, "What is inside is not for thine eyes." I told her best friend about this creepiness later on. She sighed and said, "T'was not for mine eyes either. I didst fail to listen." I feel like I'm losing my mind here. FML
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On 06/11/2012 at 5:45pm - love - by amidreaming?? (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
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On 06/09/2012 at 2:43pm - love - by hailsatan666 (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML
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On 06/09/2012 at 9:54am - health - by WTF (woman) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
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On 06/08/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, during the early hours, I got hungry and went to grab something to eat. I entered the kitchen, only to see my stark-naked dad sitting at the table, eating cereal and reading the paper. He just nodded at me and said, "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes. FML
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Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML
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On 06/05/2012 at 5:03am - misc - by holyshart - United States
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
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On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)
Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner so she could meet my parents. Over the dinner, she asked my dad what's he's been up to since he retired. He replied, "recreational gynecology, my dear" and gave her a weird wink. FML
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On 06/01/2012 at 4:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)
Monday 17 June 2013
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