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by Anonymous / 02/15/2016 at 12:04pm / United States (Oregon) / Animals
by Ixlovexwaffles / 04/29/2015 at 4:33pm / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/28/2015 at 12:58pm / United Kingdom (Devon) / Intimacy
Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we passed and I heard her say "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML
by Anonymous / 04/25/2015 at 6:46pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML
by Anonymous / 03/20/2015 at 12:56pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Work
by brokeforever / 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm / Latvia (Riga) / Animals
by parkoursam / 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML
by Anonymous / 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
by IngenuityAbsent / 02/22/2015 at 8:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, I noticed our weekly biohazardous waste pickup didn't occur as usual at the surgery center where I work. After calling, the company informed me they were short staffed and couldn't make it out 'til next week. Guess that amputated finger is just going to marinate another week. FML
by besosforme / 02/20/2015 at 11:17pm / United States (California) / Work
by go fuck myself / 02/06/2015 at 7:57pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by DreamsDontComeTrue / 02/05/2015 at 1:15am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by dogbreederssuck / 02/03/2015 at 10:26am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Animals
by okseñoryoucrazy / 02/01/2015 at 7:43pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by lolcat97 / 01/28/2015 at 5:35pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
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