About Crystal_Dreams : Greetings!
I have a diverse taste in music which is too vast to list. To simplify, I love bands such as Muse, Placebo, Silverchair, also singers like Joanna Newsom, Regina Spektor, Bob Dylan. Classics such as Led Zepellin, Abba, ELO, Chris Isaak... All sorts of random things - Isreal Kamakawi'wole, Dreadzone, System of a Down, Dean Martin, Jeff Buckley, Anthony and the Johnsons, Arcade Fire, Feist, RHCP, etc...
I love reading the FML's on here and the lame posts on lamebook.com. :) Turrah!
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Today, I went to the ER after a fall. Before the nurse did an X-Ray, she gave me a pregnancy test. It came back negative. I joked "No martians have crawled into my uterus, then?" She didn't get it, and I had my head scanned for brain trauma. Never crack a joke in a hospital. FML
by Anonymous / 01/17/2011 at 9:08pm / United States (New York) / Health
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm / France / Animals
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm / France / Health
Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 11:44am / Switzerland / Health
Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML
by Anonymous / 01/16/2011 at 12:18pm / United Kingdom (Torbay) / Miscellaneous
Today, it's the 3 month anniversary marking the day two friends and I shaved our heads as a show of solidarity for a friend starting chemo. Her prognosis is good and her hair only thinned slightly. We, on the other hand, look like a motley crew of lesbian biker chicks. FML
by Anonymous / 01/15/2011 at 2:09am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I was taking my architecture project to school. I'd spent days preparing my little model house. I stepped outside with it in my hand, and right at that moment a gust of wind ripped it away. It's currently lying in my neighbour's garden, smashed to pieces. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2011 at 1:47pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by sad / 01/08/2011 at 12:22am / United States (Oregon) / Love
Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work. I saw a cute guy sitting across from me. As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart. All I could do was sit there and wait for my stop. FML
by Anonymous / 12/28/2010 at 10:39am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Transportation
by mydadsawsooomuch / 11/17/2010 at 8:26am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 1:24am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for dinner. We reminisced about our college days, and he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend, Marc Deveau, that he'd say he was visiting when he was cheating on his girlfriend. My husband still sees Marc Deveau. FML
by Anonymous / 11/11/2010 at 3:40am / France / Love
by Anonymous / 11/04/2010 at 3:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/17/2010 at 2:16am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by EpicUsername / 03/10/2010 at 8:14pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals
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