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Crystal_Dreams

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 January 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1661
  • Number of comments : 121
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Crystal_Dreams : Greetings!

I have a diverse taste in music which is too vast to list. To simplify, I love bands such as Muse, Placebo, Silverchair, also singers like Joanna Newsom, Regina Spektor, Bob Dylan. Classics such as Led Zepellin, Abba, ELO, Chris Isaak... All sorts of random things - Isreal Kamakawi'wole, Dreadzone, System of a Down, Dean Martin, Jeff Buckley, Anthony and the Johnsons, Arcade Fire, Feist, RHCP, etc...

I love reading the FML's on here and the lame posts on lamebook.com. :) Turrah!

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Crystal_Dreams's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the ER after a fall. Before the nurse did an X-Ray, she gave me a pregnancy test. It came back negative. I joked "No martians have crawled into my uterus, then?" She didn't get it, and I had my head scanned for brain trauma. Never crack a joke in a hospital. FML

#14618568
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25862) - you deserved it (6994)

On 01/17/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at the supermarket, my mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML

#14616201
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26788) - you deserved it (3857) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML

#14614721
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25087) - you deserved it (6891) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - health - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML

#14613104
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33085) - you deserved it (5668) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Switzerland - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML

#14600579
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9734) - you deserved it (28329)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Torbay)

Today, it's the 3 month anniversary marking the day two friends and I shaved our heads as a show of solidarity for a friend starting chemo. Her prognosis is good and her hair only thinned slightly. We, on the other hand, look like a motley crew of lesbian biker chicks. FML

#14585633
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25700) - you deserved it (9641)

On 01/15/2011 at 2:09am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking my architecture project to school. I'd spent days preparing my little model house. I stepped outside with it in my hand, and right at that moment a gust of wind ripped it away. It's currently lying in my neighbour's garden, smashed to pieces. FML

#14554421
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24418) - you deserved it (3621)

On 01/12/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML

#14503708
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61633) - you deserved it (3589)

On 01/08/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by sad (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work. I saw a cute guy sitting across from me. As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart. All I could do was sit there and wait for my stop. FML

#14368305
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26479) - you deserved it (9766)

On 12/28/2010 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML

#13874873
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35318) - you deserved it (8906)

On 11/17/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by mydadsawsooomuch (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

#13823119
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27655) - you deserved it (13115)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for dinner. We reminisced about our college days, and he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend, Marc Deveau, that he'd say he was visiting when he was cheating on his girlfriend. My husband still sees Marc Deveau. FML

#13798665
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59004) - you deserved it (3413) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/11/2010 at 3:40am - love - by Anonymous - France

Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

#13715432
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30350) - you deserved it (5297)

On 11/04/2010 at 3:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

#11935766
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22297) - you deserved it (43130)

On 07/17/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML



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