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CrystalMage

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 December 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 77
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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CrystalMage's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML

by ReallyMom / 01/09/2014 at 4:48pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML

by Anonymous / 01/09/2014 at 12:59pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy