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by ReallyMom / 01/09/2014 at 4:48pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
by Anonymous / 01/09/2014 at 12:59pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
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- Today, I realized I was late for work so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog… Today, we have six people living in a two bedroom apartment. This is going to last for 3 months. FML Today, I almost shit my pants in front of my boyfriend, his mom and his dad. All while his mom was…