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    33%
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  • One more and it's business time

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Crystalmage's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML

By ReallyMom / Thursday 9 January 2014 21:48 / United States - Shawano

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 9 January 2014 17:59 / United States - Imperial