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by Woops / 08/27/2014 at 6:57pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work
by someone / 09/17/2013 at 12:38pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML
by Anonymous / 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm / Romania (Bucuresti) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that my son told my daughter at some point that "real" name for Hershey's Kisses is "blowjobs." I found this out because at kindergarten she was asked what her favorite food was. The teacher wasn't happy when she called me. FML
by Grant / 01/10/2013 at 7:51pm / United States / Kids
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- Last night I got really drunk and professed my love to the guy I've been hooking up with here and… Today, while changing my 10 week old baby's nappy and everything was going fine as usual. Just as I… Today, a girl confessed her long-time love for me and that I was her first true love. No one's ever…