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by pathetic / 08/20/2010 at 5:51am / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy
Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML
by Anonymous / 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by IronMonkey / 06/09/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Ohio) / Work
by Noname / 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
- Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like… Today, I was talking to this guy I liked at work. He was flirting with me, and everything was going… Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. Halfway through he asked me what day it was. I told him,…