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About Crlnprz : Im 17 years old currently living in Indiana, born in California.

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Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21790) - you deserved it (26475)

On 08/20/2010 at 5:51am - intimacy - by pathetic (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML


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On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I work for a company that sells a leading brand of condoms. They give away free condoms to employees at the office. I haven't gotten laid since I began working here. FML


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On 06/09/2009 at 3:39pm - work - by IronMonkey (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML


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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

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