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About Crlnprz : Im 17 years old currently living in Indiana, born in California.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML
Friday 31 July 2015