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Crlnprz
  • Town/Country : xxxxxx, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 November 1996 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 1932
  • Number of comments : 139
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Crlnprz : I\'m 14 years old currently living in Indiana, born in California. My favorite type of music is rock, metal, rapcore, and a little bit of soft rock. Yes that is my puppy in the picture :) he's a pitbull mix.

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Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

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On 11/13/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML

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On 10/25/2011 at 6:15am - intimacy - by sad - Reserved

Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML

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On 10/23/2011 at 8:38am - love - by mrs.nerd - United States

Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML

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On 10/23/2011 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML

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On 10/20/2011 at 4:26am - love - by Awie (man) - Austria (Wien)

Today, my husband dropped his pants and said, "Why don't you go down and say hello." This is his idea of foreplay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19309) - you deserved it (3162)

On 09/13/2011 at 6:11am - intimacy - by notinterested (woman) - United States

Today I walked outside of my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10110) - you deserved it (1264)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML

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On 08/07/2011 at 5:52am - kids - by myheart75 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I discovered that every morning at around 3:00 my dad takes a monumental dump in my bathroom. When I confronted him about it he denied it. He still does it. FML

#17394745 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (15636) - you deserved it (2022)

On 08/07/2011 at 4:08am - misc - by fugachumi - United States (Texas)

Today, after being kept awake all night by my house-mate and his girlfriend, they woke me at the crack of dawn to apologize for being so loud. FML

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On 08/07/2011 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Username - Reserved

Today, I arrived at the beach for a week's vacation. I walk on the beach only to find they are "rebuilding" it. They have heavy machinery all over the place, they work 24/7, and this only happens every 15 years. Glad I picked this week. FML

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On 08/07/2011 at 3:22am - misc - by me - United States

Today, I learned that my brakes don't work anymore on my bike. When did I learn this? While speeding down a really steep hill. FML

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On 08/07/2011 at 3:12am - misc - by ouch (man) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, while watching tv at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realizes she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML

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On 08/07/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by cargaljen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it that much!" FML

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On 08/07/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by Taylor D - United States (Virginia)

Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML

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On 08/04/2011 at 9:41am - kids - by makeitstop (woman) - United Kingdom