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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 May 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1301
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was dining out with some friends when a hot guy on the table next to us smiled at me. Flattered, I smiled back at him several times. On his way out, he laid a napkin with his number at my table. I didn't notice, too busy looking at the yellow dress and the pink pumps he was wearing. FML

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


I agree, your life sucks (1240040) - you deserved it (137728)

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