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Crisi_09
  • Town/Country : San Diego, California :D
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 May 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 624
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, it is New Year's Day. While all of my friends are out partying, I stayed home and mastered level 34 on FarmVille. FML

#7075240 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (8060) - you deserved it (22075)

On 01/01/2010 at 3:16am - misc - by thatsjustlovely (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my sister-in-law asked why I wasn't out partying with my friends to celebrate the new year. My mom then asked "What friends?". Ah, the new year begins. FML

#7072214 (36)

I agree, your life sucks (15596) - you deserved it (1595)

On 01/01/2010 at 1:10am - misc - by nobffs (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with some random girl. He didn't even turn around. FML

#7070397 (227)

I agree, your life sucks (27537) - you deserved it (5156)

On 01/01/2010 at 12:12am - love - by ItSucks (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, a man proposed to me in classic style on one knee. Unfortunately, I have been telling this man for the last two months that I don't even want to date him. He thinks I'm playing hard to get and is not giving up. FML

#7060819 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (22348) - you deserved it (3376)

On 12/31/2009 at 4:47pm - love - by Unloving (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night. FML

#7050852 (104)

I agree, your life sucks (25153) - you deserved it (3358)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:01am - love - by 12345678 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my 7 year old looks at me and states, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML

#7050421 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (18402) - you deserved it (7521)

On 12/31/2009 at 2:39am - kids - by Missyangel (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML

#7048794 (53)

I agree, your life sucks (16852) - you deserved it (2516)

On 12/31/2009 at 1:23am - health - by .... (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML

#7047511 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (20202) - you deserved it (3244)

On 12/31/2009 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous. - United States

Today, I went to egg my ex-boyfriend's house, after finding out he cheated on me. I covered his house and car with eggs, toilet paper, and silly string. When I went to get back in my car, my keys were locked inside, the alarm went off, and my ex walked outside, with his new girlfriend. FML

#7040883 (195)

I agree, your life sucks (7025) - you deserved it (33371)

On 12/30/2009 at 7:03pm - love - by BrutallyBlonde (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized the closest thing I have to guys hitting on me are the random ones who ask to be my friend on Call of Duty because I have the word "girl" in my name. FML

#7035210 (184)

I agree, your life sucks (17735) - you deserved it (4400)

On 12/30/2009 at 12:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out that my husband never wanted to marry me, he only did because I wouldn't quit pestering him to propose to me. FML

#6717933 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (7562) - you deserved it (34576)

On 12/12/2009 at 1:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML

#6716817 (116)

I agree, your life sucks (26094) - you deserved it (4366)

On 12/12/2009 at 12:23am - love - by MarkTheShark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at a store and came across a Halloween candy isle. I got so excited that I began talking to the candy, in a fake British accent. FML

#5873814 (38)

I agree, your life sucks (5632) - you deserved it (29346)

On 10/18/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by mojozk (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was dining out with some friends when a hot guy on the table next to us smiled at me. Flattered, I smiled back at him several times. On his way out, he laid a napkin with his number at my table. I didn't notice, too busy looking at the yellow dress and the pink pumps he was wearing. FML

#5627232 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (21515) - you deserved it (4397)

On 10/03/2009 at 6:49pm - love - by badatgenders (woman) - Norway (Nord-Trondelag)

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Today, I visited home. My drunk mother was screaming to my drunk stepdad about a fight four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "Orgasm face." And the neighbors were dancing outside coked out and naked. FML

#5344643 (255)

I agree, your life sucks (56724) - you deserved it (2967)

On 09/19/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)