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About CrimsonNightmare : Every person has their demons to deal with, I just happen to have a few more than most. Untill I\\\'m done with them, I\\\'ll continue living this nightmare.

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Today, while all the other marines got to fly around the island on a helicopter, I got stuck on gear guard. What was I guarding? The staff sergeant's parking spot. FML

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239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32681) - you deserved it (4068)

On 05/23/2011 at 10:41pm - work - by rogerusmc23 - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36900) - you deserved it (6055)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

#16293589
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73310) - you deserved it (3782)

On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

#16279756
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95934) - you deserved it (6386)

On 05/21/2011 at 11:31am - love - by uetlqdja - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59232) - you deserved it (10100)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML

#16243559
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35446) - you deserved it (3585)

On 05/18/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Ally (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML

#16221973
83 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
344 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61903) - you deserved it (9677)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

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343 comments

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On 05/15/2011 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML

#16161340
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41499) - you deserved it (3823)

On 05/13/2011 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by Uhmm... - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML

#16160002
533 comments

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On 05/13/2011 at 5:10pm - misc - by Alex (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

#16157379
109 comments

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On 05/13/2011 at 12:23pm - animals - by crazycat - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML

#16136460
99 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 10:20pm - health - by anonymous -

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

#16129508
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45767) - you deserved it (15799)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)



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