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About CrimsonNightmare : Every person has their demons to deal with, I just happen to have a few more than most. Untill I\\\'m done with them, I\\\'ll continue living this nightmare.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML