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About CrimsonNightmare : Every person has their demons to deal with, I just happen to have a few more than most. Untill I\\\'m done with them, I\\\'ll continue living this nightmare.

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Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML

#16468673
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38358) - you deserved it (5399)

On 06/02/2011 at 2:43pm - kids - by fuck (man) - United States

Today, the sewers in my town became overloaded. My basement is now filled with other people's poo. FML

#16454235
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39439) - you deserved it (2719)

On 06/01/2011 at 4:40pm - misc - by L -

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

#16450721
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14887) - you deserved it (42946)

On 06/01/2011 at 12:05pm - work - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65215) - you deserved it (3602)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had to give a reference for a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML

#16448858
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16393) - you deserved it (27751)

On 06/01/2011 at 8:35am - intimacy - by Username - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I was driving her to a surprise party where I was going to propose. FML

#16426904
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66194) - you deserved it (3824)

On 05/30/2011 at 10:58pm - love - by efff my life. - Canada (Ontario)

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

#16417126
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33167) - you deserved it (26218)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

#16416725
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51142) - you deserved it (4571)

On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML

#16411283
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21157) - you deserved it (47444)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:29am - love - by kingpin9219 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

#16383481
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14828) - you deserved it (56118)

On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML

#16382228
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36847) - you deserved it (5622)

On 05/28/2011 at 1:51am - love - by Fuckit - United States (Idaho)

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML

#16367769
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24774) - you deserved it (7008)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:26am - misc - by moe - United States

Today, I saw a firework show. In my kitchen. When my stove blew up. FML

#16364956
77 comments

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On 05/26/2011 at 10:39pm - misc - by Username -

Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML

#16359645
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34556) - you deserved it (6899)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:03pm - animals - by KittenTime (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

#16351736
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44425) - you deserved it (6027)

On 05/26/2011 at 12:15am - intimacy - by blahblah493 - United States



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