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About CrimsonNightmare : Every person has their demons to deal with, I just happen to have a few more than most. Untill I\\\'m done with them, I\\\'ll continue living this nightmare.

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Today, while walking home, the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath like a pendulum has been forever burned into my retinas. FML

#17298408
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32240) - you deserved it (5103)

On 07/29/2011 at 2:26pm - misc - by someone - United States

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

#17288332
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32869) - you deserved it (2768)

On 07/28/2011 at 4:37pm - health - by shroooms (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I was sleeping like a baby on our living room couch. My older brother and his friends lit my slippers on fire. While I was wearing them. They even took a video. FML

#17261377
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33452) - you deserved it (3225)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Ep1cF4ce - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

#17211099
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36342) - you deserved it (3720)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:11am - misc - by oliverP123 - United States (New York)

Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

#17207993
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46444) - you deserved it (4850)

On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

#17206347
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43922) - you deserved it (10823)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML

#17184775
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59479) - you deserved it (7395)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:26am - love - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36478) - you deserved it (7432)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house to meet her entire family for the first time. Trying not to be rude, I ate their 12-bean and chorizo soup. Now I'm stuck in the bathroom trying to unclog the toilet with no plunger. FML

#17177083
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37698) - you deserved it (4735)

On 07/19/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by PissNTra - United States

Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML

#17176803
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9798) - you deserved it (71133)

On 07/19/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by freakfreak12345 - United States (Maine)

Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML

#17172362
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32822) - you deserved it (3075)

On 07/19/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by KidCudi227 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it on alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML

#17161191
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37742) - you deserved it (3917)

On 07/18/2011 at 9:08am - misc - by _TaToRtOt_ (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

#17153294
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47233) - you deserved it (4142)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Cinnamon (man) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)

Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML

#17150480
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18812) - you deserved it (36812)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by CaoiiBieber - Ireland

Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML

#17148307
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32245) - you deserved it (4622)

On 07/17/2011 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Username - United States (California)



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