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  • Number of visits : 816
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML

#16577397
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34432) - you deserved it (6409)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)

Today, I was writing my narrative essay for my English class. When I turned it in, I was really proud of what I thought I wrote. Evidently for some people listening to music while writing essays is a bad thing. My essay was filled with little bits of ZZ Top lyrics. FML

#13784109
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6330) - you deserved it (29469)

On 11/09/2010 at 11:00pm - work - by hwscrewed - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

#13708556
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23561) - you deserved it (14791)

On 11/03/2010 at 11:16pm - love - by bummed (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

#13708556
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23561) - you deserved it (14791)

On 11/03/2010 at 11:16pm - love - by bummed (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, the girl I like sent me a Facebook message telling me how the message I left on her phone was one of the funniest drunk dials she's ever gotten. I'm debating whether or not I should tell her that I don't drink. FML

#12793954
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26909) - you deserved it (3603)

On 08/28/2010 at 9:36pm - love - by 713 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while driving I made a fake phone call with my fake boyfriend, making him sound amazing to my friends who were in the car with me. Until the red and blue flashing lights pulled up behind us. My fake boyfriend cost me $160 in real fines. FML

#12376423
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6273) - you deserved it (58370)

On 08/07/2010 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my four year old told my mother-in-law that our house is haunted because she hears a ghost at night saying "oh" and daddy's name as if they're hurt. FML

#12361153
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27857) - you deserved it (16650)

On 08/06/2010 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)



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