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  • Birth Date : Friday 16 September 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 604
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Crazymye : I've been reading FML's for a while now but never bothered to make an account. From what I've seen I rather enjoy the FML community and decided to join in. I'm rather easy going as well. Want to know anything else just ask.

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Crazymye's favorite FMLs

Today, I accidentally walked in on my mom cheating on my step-dad with my real dad. FML

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49166) - you deserved it (7109)

On 03/10/2014 at 8:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (52118) - you deserved it (9504)

On 12/14/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, everything that was beautiful and pure in my life turned into a terrible, warped version of what it once was. Today, I lost all hope, and no longer believe that life, although sometimes shitty, is sweet and worth living. Today, I met my mother-in-law. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54179) - you deserved it (5658)

On 11/07/2013 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Derry)

Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27660) - you deserved it (45980)

On 02/23/2013 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (51028) - you deserved it (3849) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/30/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by dr mamour - Sent from mobile version

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