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by NickySimpson / 04/29/2016 at 8:46pm / United States (California) / Work
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- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, my boyfriend's mother screamed at me for half an hour, calling me a slut because she found a… Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put… Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much…