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by sissydlk / 12/02/2010 at 10:54am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…
- Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training… Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just… Today, I had to feed an elderly man in the care home in which I work while he was whacking off. Our…