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by sissydlk / 12/02/2010 at 10:54am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…
- Today, after a month on a new job. My finances were finally looking up after being out of work for… Today, I was craving a bean & cheese burrito. After trying to forget about burritos for half of the… Today, while browsing the Internet on my phone I noticed a spider above my bed. Being pretty chill…