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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 August 1986 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1123
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Contravene : I'm not really one for self-description. If you really want to know anything about me, just ask.

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Today, my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted him to cook me scrambled eggs with sausage for breakfast. When I said yes, he pulled out his junk, and started shaking it violently in my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34178) - you deserved it (9462)

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