About ComplexChris : MisUnderstood by many. Anyway, I Love Traveling and meditating on my Salsa music. I don't have the time nor patience for Bullshit and I'm definitely stay Sucka free! Twitter @ComplexChris77
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Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
by anne / 12/16/2011 at 10:46pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/24/2011 at 5:35am / United Kingdom / Work
Today, I managed to convince a girl to come back to my place for a bit of fun. Unfortunately, I was wearing cheap new black underwear, and some of its fibers had stuck themselves to my knob, making it look like a weird fleshy caterpillar. I didn't get lucky. FML
by Anonymous / 11/23/2011 at 11:48am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by OCDrunk / 11/23/2011 at 1:40am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML
by Anon / 11/22/2011 at 8:53pm / United States / Love
Today, I lost my job for taking an unauthorized vacation. I just got married and requested time off for the wedding and honeymoon months ago; it was approved then. They forgot, and then got angry because I didn't remind them. I did remind them, the day before I left. FML
by lostwife / 11/22/2011 at 11:20am / United States / Holidays
Today, I found out that my new roommate got kicked out of his old house because he pulled a gun on his old roommates and threatened them. The reason? They nagged him about dishes he left in the sink. Well, only 10 months left on the lease. FML
by Charles Pennington / 11/22/2011 at 6:36am / United States / Miscellaneous
by toomuch / 11/22/2011 at 4:36am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/21/2011 at 5:39pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
by bizzyizzy0121 / 11/21/2011 at 1:28am / United States / Miscellaneous
by BadFather / 11/21/2011 at 1:23am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML
by brokeandalone / 11/20/2011 at 9:05pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML
by johnnydoe6969 / 11/20/2011 at 6:51pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/20/2011 at 12:10pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Tyler / 11/19/2011 at 3:05am / United States / Intimacy
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