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ColtsDoug18

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 December 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1645
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ColtsDoug18 : Don't hate, appreciate.

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Fucked!<b>TheGamingGamer</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 5:35am<b>existinggirl88</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 10:12pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 2:29pm

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ColtsDoug18's favorite FMLs

Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML

by Hoggiebear / 10/05/2011 at 12:08pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

by Anonymous / 09/19/2011 at 10:39am / United States (Washington) / Health

Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

by Anonymous / 03/22/2011 at 10:59am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML

by Catholicguy / 12/20/2009 at 3:14am / United States (California) / Love

Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML

by robinhoood / 07/12/2009 at 1:38am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

by USSEYL / 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy