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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1340
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my friends lerened that if u play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis . mega FML

#17910918
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30419) - you deserved it (4832)

On 10/05/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by Hoggiebear - United States (Georgia)

Today , I got kickd in the crotch. It poppd mah cherry. I lost mah virginity to a shoe.

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430 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56501) - you deserved it (5580)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah wife created a "Points Reward" system fir the privilege of sex. 10 points fir doing the dishes, 20 fir the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

#15430260
699 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72860) - you deserved it (15822)

On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

I was about to proposa. I got on my knaa in front of my grlfriand and opanad tha box. My friand thought it would ba funny to raplaca tha ring with a condom. FML

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On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today , my girlfriend,ho never initiates sex , pulld me into my room and onto my bd with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this fir once , she reaches down , grabs my underwear , and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever receivd.

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On 07/12/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by robinhoood (man) - United States (California)

Today, I Was Performing The Classic 69 Position With My Girlfriend. I Wasn't Able To Control It : I Fartd Right Into Her Nose. FML

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On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)



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