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ColorfulDinos7
  • Town/Country : Jacksonville, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 July 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 124
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML

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101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21247) - you deserved it (5827)

On 01/02/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML

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On 08/11/2009 at 4:30pm - love - by Ohfman117 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

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196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19057) - you deserved it (68841)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I don't know very well. He told me to dress in formal attire so I assumed he was taking me to a nice dinner. He took me to his brothers wedding, and introduced me as "the one" to his entire family. FML

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On 03/31/2009 at 6:44am - love - by lizzardbreath (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I think teddy bears are THE most pointless and careless gift. He shyly gave me my birthday present afterwards. It was a carebear. FML

#94960
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On 02/21/2009 at 6:52am - misc - by eejit (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)



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