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ColdGold

Town/Country : Redneckville, USA
Title : Miss
Birth Date : Sunday 9 October 1960 (51 years)
Number of visits : 1228
Number of comments : 916
Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ColdGold : There's some funny stuff on here --- thanks.
Animals have souls. A soul = mind, will, emotions.
If you are human, you are a spirit, you have a soul and for now, you live in a body.
If you gotta throw up. Tie you hair up. Sit on the toilet and puke into a trash can.
Use hairspray on ink stains before they dry, then laundry.
Use grease to get tar off. Or to get gum out of your hair.
Don't wave your hands around while running with sissors.