About Coldgold
There's some funny stuff on here --- thanks. Animals have souls. A soul = mind, will, emotions. If you are human, you are a spirit, you have a soul and for now, you live in a body. If you gotta throw up. Tie you hair up. Sit on the toilet and puke into a trash can. Use hairspray on ink stains before they dry, then laundry. Use grease to get tar off. Or to get gum out of your hair. Don't wave your hands around while running with sissors.
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Coldgold's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    30%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    9%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    65%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    34%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    3%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
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