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Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML

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140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36300) - you deserved it (1867)

On 02/09/2012 at 12:28pm - health - by Ouchies - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was yelled at by my mum for not wanting to get a spray tan for my cousin's wedding because if I don't, I will "shine like a beacon of disrespect" among the other attendees. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28972) - you deserved it (3158)

On 06/16/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by vampire (woman) - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML

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103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41953) - you deserved it (3489)

On 02/16/2011 at 12:14am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML

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174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56864) - you deserved it (21386)

On 05/17/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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