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  • Number of visits : 763
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 11:08pm<b>K3RMANATOR</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 5:09pm<b>snowwhite84</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 7:43am<b>numbernegative0</b> - the 03/19/2014 at 11:53pm<b>melikesfml</b> - the 06/12/2013 at 1:54am<b>sugarbear0727</b> - the 03/10/2013 at 11:46am<b>lunatick1</b> - the 06/13/2012 at 1:12am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 5:08am

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CoconutOil's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML

by Ouchies / 02/09/2012 at 12:28pm / United States (Colorado) / Health

Today, I was yelled at by my mum for not wanting to get a spray tan for my cousin's wedding because if I don't, I will "shine like a beacon of disrespect" among the other attendees. FML

by vampire / 06/16/2011 at 4:53pm / United Kingdom (Wigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML

by Anonymous / 02/16/2011 at 12:14am / United States (Minnesota) / Health

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

by zero_minded12 / 05/20/2009 at 11:08pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML

by Anonymous / 05/17/2009 at 9:48am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous