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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 866
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About CockRocket : I am a Cockerel.
I own a Rocket.
Hence the name, CockRocket.
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Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45025) - you deserved it (5628)

On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)



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