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by latter / 09/23/2013 at 8:05pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
by hoolagirl4422 / 09/20/2013 at 7:23am / Hong Kong / Love
Today, I walked in on my brother smoking weed. He immediately tried to hide it by dropping it down his pants, still lit. Screaming in pain, he pulled down his pants. The ashes burned his knob. I had to take him to the emergency room. FML
by bluerhhajfk / 08/19/2013 at 7:29pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Health
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