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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29916) - you deserved it (3275)

On 01/19/2012 at 8:46pm - love - by Alejandroc - Honduras (Cortes)

Today, I left my empty shower running so I could pretend I didn't still live alone. FML


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On 01/12/2012 at 10:50pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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