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Clydefroq's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States

Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 24 February 2012 02:24 / United States

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 23 February 2012 20:25 / United States

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 23 February 2012 13:49 / United States

Today, I felt sorry for the weird chick at work that everybody avoids and decided to initiate a conversation with her. She interrupted me mid-sentence to tell me about her vaginal odor problems, before shoving her hand into my chip packet and inviting herself to dinner at my house. FML

By meet Chloe / Sunday 19 February 2012 09:15 / Australia