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Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
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On 02/24/2012 at 3:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML
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On 02/23/2012 at 9:24pm - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
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On 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML
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On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I felt sorry for the weird chick at work that everybody avoids and decided to initiate a conversation with her. She interrupted me mid-sentence to tell me about her vaginal odor problems, before shoving her hand into my chip packet and inviting herself to dinner at my house. FML
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On 02/19/2012 at 4:15am - intimacy - by meet Chloe - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
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Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
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On 02/18/2012 at 10:49am - love - by sandysmith - United States
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
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On 02/18/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by hatinthelife - United States (Utah)
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's okay, though; she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
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On 02/09/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by justfriends - United States
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
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On 02/09/2012 at 10:17am - love - by Zoey (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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On 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm - love - by Nanabanana1 (woman) - United States
Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 8:02pm - love - by lillymean (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 9:41am - love - by Random (woman) - United States
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
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On 01/26/2012 at 2:09pm - love - by soawkward - Canada (Quebec)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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