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  • Birth Date : Monday 3 August 1987 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 207
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

#19152060
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21927) - you deserved it (6567)

On 02/24/2012 at 3:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML

#19149588
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26300) - you deserved it (2089)

On 02/23/2012 at 9:24pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

#19146778
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13820) - you deserved it (32429)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

#19144925
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10956) - you deserved it (39376)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I felt sorry for the weird chick at work that everybody avoids and decided to initiate a conversation with her. She interrupted me mid-sentence to tell me about her vaginal odor problems, before shoving her hand into my chip packet and inviting herself to dinner at my house. FML

#19113154
163 comments

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On 02/19/2012 at 4:15am - intimacy - by meet Chloe - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML

#19110438
101 comments

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On 02/18/2012 at 9:08pm - misc - by mandy_2480 - China

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

#19106653
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13942) - you deserved it (29493)

On 02/18/2012 at 10:49am - love - by sandysmith - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML

#19105085
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45578) - you deserved it (3902)

On 02/18/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by hatinthelife - United States (Utah)

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

#19072659
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34566) - you deserved it (2626)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's okay, though; she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML

#19034269
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28419) - you deserved it (2054)

On 02/09/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by justfriends - United States

Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

#19033421
141 comments

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On 02/09/2012 at 10:17am - love - by Zoey (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

#19013163
118 comments

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On 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm - love - by Nanabanana1 (woman) - United States

Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML

#18979126
127 comments

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On 02/02/2012 at 8:02pm - love - by lillymean (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

#18959859
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40858) - you deserved it (2880)

On 01/31/2012 at 9:41am - love - by Random (woman) - United States

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

#18916162
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27986) - you deserved it (4662)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:09pm - love - by soawkward - Canada (Quebec)



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