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CloudEnvy
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 July 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7612
  • Number of comments : 356
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About CloudEnvy :
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[Zebrasofa13's left hand man.]
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-Out of sorrow entire worlds have been built. Out of longing great wonders have been willed. They're only little tears, darling, let them spill; and lay your head upon my shoulder.

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CloudEnvy's favorite FMLs

Today, I got fired from my job for not "interacting with customers." That's understandable. The thing is, my job didn't actually include any customer interaction. FML

#5539154
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32909) - you deserved it (2808)

On 09/28/2009 at 10:57pm - work - by justfired (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was walking whilst texting. I thought I was going in a straight line but I ended up walking right into an open phone booth. A woman was inside making a phone call. I lost my balance, pinning her up against the wall. She thought I was attacking her and clobbered me with the receiver. FML

#5504838
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8721) - you deserved it (45893)

On 09/27/2009 at 11:59am - misc - by absentmindedmoron (man) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, I went online to check my credit report. My credit report says that I am deceased, and have no rating. I'm at least 90% sure that this is not true. FML

#5419647
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37256) - you deserved it (2189)

On 09/22/2009 at 8:27pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I gave my wife of four years a special anniversary gift: a red rose dipped in liquid gold so that she would cherish and admire it forever. She told me it was too "Italian" looking. I now have a hundred dollar rose sitting in my office. FML

#4180457
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50577) - you deserved it (5763)

On 07/31/2009 at 12:02pm - love - by WiltedFlower (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I come home to find my nephew holding pieces of my new $3,500 Sony Video Camera. He told me he threw it out the window because it was a portal for aliens. FML

#3527232
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48598) - you deserved it (3834)

On 07/06/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by AidenFromSweden (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)



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