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CloudEnvy
  • Town/Country : Dunmanifestin, United Kingdom of Great Britainland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 July 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 6821
  • Number of comments : 356
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About CloudEnvy : As bouncy as a brick. As flammable as a stone. As round as a square. As complex as a bad joke. As imprisoned as a free man. As inspiring as writer's block. As well dressed as a nudist. As popular as a pariah. As sweet as a lemon. As conductive as mud. As cursed as a damaged mind.


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-Let it go, let it go; I am one with the wind and sky.

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Today, I got fired from my job for not "interacting with customers." That's understandable. The thing is, my job didn't actually include any customer interaction. FML

#5539154
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30509) - you deserved it (2621)

On 09/28/2009 at 10:57pm - work - by justfired (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was walking whilst texting. I thought I was was going in a straight line but I ended up walking right into an open phone booth. A woman was inside making a phone call. I lost my balance, pinning her up against the wall. She thought I was attacking her and clobbered me with the receiver. FML

#5504838
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7432) - you deserved it (41885)

On 09/27/2009 at 11:59am - misc - by absentmindedmoron (man) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, I went online to check my credit report. My credit report says that I am deceased, and have no rating. I'm at least 90% sure that this is not true. FML

#5419647
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31173) - you deserved it (1530)

On 09/22/2009 at 8:27pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I gave my wife of four years a special anniversary gift: a red rose dipped in liquid gold so that she would cherish and admire it forever. She told me it was too "Italian" looking. I now have a hundred dollar rose sitting in my office. FML

#4180457
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47342) - you deserved it (5458)

On 07/31/2009 at 12:02pm - love - by WiltedFlower (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I come home to find my nephew holding pieces of my new $3,500 Sony Video Camera. He told me he threw it out the window because it was a portal for aliens. FML

#3527232
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43014) - you deserved it (2821)

On 07/06/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by AidenFromSweden (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)



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