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by shredded / 02/11/2011 at 7:26pm / United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 1:24am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML
by Anonymous / 10/09/2010 at 2:47am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Betchsadface / 07/13/2010 at 12:34am / United States / Animals
by human torch / 03/18/2010 at 11:22am / United States / Health
by brileyyyy / 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm / United States (Missouri) / Health
Today, I woke up from a nap and thought I felt somebody's arm in my bed. I frantically start hitting it and start screaming. I soon realized it was my own arm. I had fallen asleep on it, and it was completely numb, I couldn't feel a thing. FML
by Anonymous / 12/29/2009 at 12:11am / United States (New York) / Health
by Jen / 12/01/2009 at 12:25pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
Today, I started talking to a friend about how he needs to stop overreacting and getting angry very easily. He kicked sand up in the air, and it came back into his eyes. He started getting angry, and when I told him this is what I was talking about, he hit me in the nose. FML
by angrymadman3542342 / 11/12/2009 at 1:58am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by clueless / 10/29/2009 at 12:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, at work we were gathered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because his wife had dropped their newborn baby. I accidentally laughed at the image. FML
by R / 10/28/2009 at 6:29pm / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Work
Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML
by anonymous / 10/27/2009 at 9:27am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by stick / 10/20/2009 at 12:05pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML
by bubbles / 10/12/2009 at 1:36am / United States / Animals
by zappy / 10/11/2009 at 12:40am / United States (New York) / Health
- Today, I had to work a double shift as a server with a multi-fractured foot because my boss decided… Today, as a freelancing musician, I had to pass on the best gig I've ever been offered (worth over… Today my manager tried to force me to sign an employee contract (I've worked here a year) that she…