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ClassicDisney23
  • Town/Country : United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 March 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 132
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ClassicDisney23 : As you can tell by my username I'm in love with all things Disney. I was born in the wrong era, because all my favorite shows/characters took place from the 1940's through the 1960's. The only exceptions are a few Disney Princess and Pixar movies.
I've only been to Disney World once, but my dream is to go there again. I also want to go to Disneyland someday as well. My dream job is to either be Alice or Wendy Darling at Disneyland/Disney World.
Disney has taught that dreams can come true and I will never forget that.

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Today, I received a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows my address. There was a note on it: "When life gives you lemons, date me." FML

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Today, my house was broken into. After we called the police, my dad started calling himself Sherlock Holmes and talking in a British accent. He insists on calling me Watson. He is going around the neighborhood acting like Sherlock, investigating stuff. He won't stop. FML

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57496) - you deserved it (19402)

On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29098) - you deserved it (12875)

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