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About ClassicDisney23 : As you can tell by my username I'm in love with all things Disney. I was born in the wrong era, because all my favorite shows/characters took place from the 1940's through the 1960's. The only exceptions are a few Disney Princess and Pixar movies.
I've only been to Disney World once, but my dream is to go there again. I also want to go to Disneyland someday as well. My dream job is to either be Alice or Wendy Darling at Disneyland/Disney World.
Disney has taught that dreams can come true and I will never forget that.
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Today, my house was broken into. After we called the police, my dad started calling himself Sherlock Holmes and talking in a British accent. He insists on calling me Watson. He is going around the neighborhood acting like Sherlock, investigating stuff. He won't stop. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML
Monday 1 September 2014