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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 4:52pm - health - by ms piggy - United States
Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find it. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 4:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)
Today, my husband and I went to my overbearing mom's 57th birthday party. He opened his gift in front of her and said smugly, "The makeup's for your face, and the prayer book's for the fat rolls." Any hope of family peace is now lost. FML
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On 12/02/2011 at 8:35pm - love - by bad blood, no shit (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML
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On 11/25/2011 at 1:27am - health - by yollew - United States (Oregon)
Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML
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On 11/25/2011 at 1:27am - health - by yollew - United States (Oregon)
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
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On 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm - work - by number2 - United States
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23949) - you deserved it (2640)
On 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm - work - by number2 - United States
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23949) - you deserved it (2640)
On 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm - work - by number2 - United States
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23949) - you deserved it (2640)
On 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm - work - by number2 - United States
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23949) - you deserved it (2640)
On 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm - work - by number2 - United States
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23949) - you deserved it (2640)
On 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm - work - by number2 - United States
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23949) - you deserved it (2640)
On 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm - work - by number2 - United States
Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
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On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, while at work in the service department of a car dealership, I sat in the driver seat of an old man's car to get the mileage. He'd just pissed in the seat. FML
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On 09/28/2011 at 12:30pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)
Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML
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On 09/28/2011 at 12:55am - intimacy - by confused (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Monday 20 May 2013
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