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Clarinetrox's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bear to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

By catlady1989 - / Sunday 10 May 2009 19:01 / United States

Today, I will be sleeping in my aunt and uncle's living room. It is 90 degrees. There is an air conditioner but if you turn it on, the raccoons living in the wall will get pissed off and try to claw through the wall. Only five more nights sweating my balls off or imagining racoons having angry sex. FML

By ironik970 / Saturday 17 September 2011 06:56 / United States

Today, my in-laws moved in. FML

By Great - / Wednesday 9 April 2014 01:42 / United States - Katy

Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML

By noname / Saturday 13 December 2008 05:48 / France

Today, I got a black eye while trying to break up a fight caused by some complete bastard making a "yo momma" joke at the funeral of my best friend's mother. FML

By knobbed - / Monday 27 January 2014 23:09 / United Kingdom - Milton Keynes