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  • Number of visits : 1226
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Visits<b>Sir_drink_alot</b> - the 05/15/2013 at 11:48am

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Clara682's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a Christmas present from my boss. It was an ab workout video. FML

by B / 12/18/2009 at 11:19am / United States (New Jersey) / Work

Today, my crush was talking to me on Facebook. He said, "Did you know that 99% of the time a guy is talking to a girl it's because he wants to go out with her? Yeah, well, this is that 1%." FML

by Icy / 10/01/2009 at 2:59am / United States (Washington) / Love

Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face" while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML

by Anonymous / 09/19/2009 at 12:55am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, it was my boyfriends birthday and I saw he was logged in on ooVoo. He sent me a request to video chat so I decided to take off all of my clothes to surprise him. Little did I know, his entire family was at his house and at the computer because he, "wanted to show them what a great girlfriend I am." FML

by Anonymous / 07/26/2009 at 9:05am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, I was sitting under a tree at a park. The dirt felt a little damp, so I assumed it was dew from the night. A homeless man walks over and asks me to move, then starts to pee under the tree, followed by another man. I was sitting in their bathroom. FML

by Wade / 05/29/2009 at 8:43pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got fired from a great baby sitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML

by anon / 02/21/2009 at 11:49pm / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, my electric razor fell flat right after I had finished with my first cheek. And of course I don't have a manual one. FML

by Goatkvlt / 11/22/2008 at 2:02am / Work