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Today, I got a Christmas present from my boss. It was an ab workout video. FML

#6809461
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20101) - you deserved it (4045)

On 12/18/2009 at 11:19am - work - by B (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my crush was talking to me on Facebook. He said, "Did you know that 99% of the time a guy is talking to a girl it's because he wants to go out with her? Yeah, well, this is that 1%." FML

#5579906
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I agree, your life sucks (40547) - you deserved it (3199)

On 10/01/2009 at 2:59am - love - by Icy (woman) - United States (Washington) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, it was my boyfriends birthday and I saw he was logged in on ooVoo. He sent me a request to video chat so I decided to take off all of my clothes to surprise him. Little did I know, his entire family was at his house and at the computer because he, "wanted to show them what a great girlfriend I am." FML

#4050970
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23281) - you deserved it (69260)

On 07/26/2009 at 9:05am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was sitting under a tree at a park. The dirt felt a little damp, so I assumed it was dew from the night. A homeless man walks over and asks me to move, then starts to pee under the tree, followed by another man. I was sitting in their bathroom. FML

#2413563
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46998) - you deserved it (4064)

On 05/29/2009 at 8:43pm - misc - by Wade (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got fired from a great baby sitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML

#100715
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I agree, your life sucks (34683) - you deserved it (14665)

On 02/21/2009 at 11:49pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my electric razor fell flat right after I had finished with my first cheek. And of course I don't have a manual one. FML

#362
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20013) - you deserved it (4791)

On 11/22/2008 at 2:02am - misc - by Goatkvlt - Sent from mobile version



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