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Today, I approached my daughter and told her she needs to clean her room. Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4. FML

#17670632
175 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm - kids - by kidswithnomanners (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I'm getting kicked out of my flat because my drunk friends stole a pony and left it tied outside. FML

#17669700
137 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by thefrightening1 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML

#17669656
83 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML

#17298828
144 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 3:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (South Carolina)

Today, after being terrified for years, I went on a plane for the first time. It was also the first time I "emergency landed." FML

#17291466
113 comments

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On 07/28/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by Alyssa Charlotte - Mexico

Today, my friend and I were bouncing around on a trampoline. We brought my dog up to bounce him around. We found it hilarious. He didn't. He attacked us. FML

#15844364
234 comments

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On 04/19/2011 at 6:03am - animals - by sore (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

#15803109
157 comments

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On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML

#15025975
113 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 8:06am - work - by sickly -

Today, I was straightening my hair for my Christmas Eve party. I put the hot straighter down on my bed for a second, and zoned out enough to sit squarely on it a few moments later. I now have burns on my ass cheek, and a six-hour party at which I can't even sit down. FML

#14328743
86 comments

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On 12/24/2010 at 11:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

#13103796
104 comments

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On 09/18/2010 at 8:36pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Tirol)

Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

#11849273
156 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 11:02am - misc - by OhNo - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, after suggesting to my daughter for a while that she should try out for a cheerleading team to become more confident, she went to tryouts. She didn't make the team and she's spent the last six hours in her room crying. FML

#11541731
182 comments

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On 06/29/2010 at 1:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML

#10994237
84 comments

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On 06/05/2010 at 7:49pm - misc - by ugh (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML

#7545764
67 comments

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On 01/24/2010 at 2:32pm - love - by firstdate (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML

#7257345
70 comments

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On 01/10/2010 at 12:17pm - kids - by Amber (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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