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Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
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On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML
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Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by aliezzedine (man) - Lebanon
Today, it's "family fun night." We're pulling weeds. FML
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On 01/23/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by Suzie Leone (woman) - United States
Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by MakesMeLol (man) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML
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On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States
Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States
Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML
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Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 3:09am - health - by dusk - United States (Colorado)
Today, I took my last final on a Scantron sheet with 200 multiple choice questions, with seconds to spare. When I finished the last question, I saw I had another bubble to fill in and I didn't know where I screwed up. FML
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On 12/13/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by testesential - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying "only these guns" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. And neither will the cops down at the station. FML
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On 12/06/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous -
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
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On 11/28/2011 at 7:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by JWhite - United States (California)
Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML
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On 11/10/2011 at 6:40am - work - by copshop - United States (California)
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