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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 August 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 676
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Clam_igger : Pretty simple girl actually. Gimme my horse my dog and some beer and either a tailgate or a bonfire you'll have yourself a pretty happy lady! only thing to top that would be to be in the bush hunting 😄 feel free to message me. I can be fairly friendly 😉

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