About Clam_igger : Simple girl. I live a simple life. Doesn't take much to make me happy. 😊
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Today, as always, I have Tourette's syndrome. It causes me to occasionally make a beeping noise. My boyfriend just figured out that if he beeps back, it makes me beep again. He thinks it's hilarious and won't stop. FML
by Beeper / 10/11/2014 at 3:07pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by my dumb bro / 04/17/2013 at 12:13pm / United States (Arkansas) / Kids
by Saradee / 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 11:44am / Switzerland / Health
by Dog fart / 02/13/2010 at 11:08am / United States / Animals
Today, I was getting ready to get in the shower. Completely naked, I pulled the curtain away and there was a huge spider on the wall in the shower. I screamed and my husband, disoriented from sleeping, came running in and knocked me over. I killed the spider with my forehead and broke my nose. FML
by sodaxpopxhiccups / 04/03/2009 at 5:07am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
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