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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 August 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 580
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Clam_igger : Pretty simple girl actually. Gimme my horse my dog and some beer and I'm happy.

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Liked!<b>devildog562</b> - the 10/23/2014 at 8:54pm<b>JayDay_123</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 3:22pm<b>eaglerob</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 4:28am

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