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Clam_igger

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 August 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 996
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Clam_igger : Simple girl. I live a simple life. Doesn't take much to make me happy. 😊

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Clam_igger's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52717) - you deserved it (8482)

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