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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 August 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 622
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Clam_igger : Pretty simple girl actually. Gimme my horse my dog and some beer and I'm happy.

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