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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 August 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 575
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Clam_igger : Pretty simple girl actually. Gimme my horse my dog and some beer and I'm happy.

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Visits<b>JayDay_123</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 9:22am<b>jack_jill05</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 7:30am<b>MilTalentos</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 5:37am<b>eriicaaaf</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 11:06pm<b>soccerforlife_27</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 11:16pm<b>TheCitizens96</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 10:58pm<b>michouchoubou</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 3:55pm<b>BBeffedmylife</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 1:03pm<b>RocketmanWelbz</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 10:32pm<b>Soviet_American</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 9:57am<b>samm12099</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 12:30am<b>DaggNabbit</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 12:19am<b>seeoseek</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 6:18pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 5:03pm<b>jb590</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 11:22am<b>swarm20</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 6:47pm<b>windell</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 3:15pm<b>jguseman</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 6:34pm

Liked!<b>JayDay_123</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 3:22pm<b>eaglerob</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 4:28am

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